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A number of different approaches are begin
tried
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We are still pissing in the wind. |
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Extensive report is being prepared on a fresh
approach to the problem
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We just hired three kids fresh out of college. |
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Close project coordination
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We know who to blame.
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Major technological breakthrough
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It works ok, but looks very hi-tech.
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Customer satisfaction is delivered assured
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We are so far behind schedule the customer is happy to get anything
delivered.
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Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive
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The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch.
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Test results were extremely gratifying
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We are so surprised that the stupid thing works. |
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The entire concept will have to be abandoned
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The only person who understood the thing quit.
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It is in the process
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It is so wrapped up in red tape that the situation is about hopeless.
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We will look into it, forget it!
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We have enough problems for now. |
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Please note and initial
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Let's spread responsibility for the screw up
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Give us the benefit of your thinking
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We'll listen to what you have to say as long as it
doesn't interfere with what we've already done. |
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Give us your interpretation
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I can't wait to hear this bs! Your warped opinion will be pitted against our good sense.
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Let's discuss
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Come into my office, I'm lonely. |
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All new
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Parts not interchangeable with the previous design.
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Rugged
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Too damn heavy to lift!
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Lightweight
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Lighter than rugged.
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Years of development
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One finally worked.
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Energy saving
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Achieved when the power switch is off.
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Low maintenance
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Impossible to fix if broken.
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