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Section 1A - The Truth
The requirements of Division 01 and of those documents under bidding requirements
and conditions of the contract and anything else we don't think looks good
here is null and void. If you know what's good for you, you'd read this
real close (meaning the contractor).
1.1 The work we did is clearly showed in the attached plans and specifications.
Our engineer, whose had plenty of college, spent one hell of a lot of time
when he drawed up these here plans and specifications, but nobody can think
of everything. Once your bid is in - that's it, brother. From then on, anything
wanted by our engineer, or any of his friends, or anybody else (except the
contractor) shall be considered as showed, specified or implied and shall
be provided by the contractor without no expense to nobody, but himself
(meaning the contractor).
1.2 If the work is did without no expense to the contractor, then the work
will be took down and did again until the extra expense to the contractor
is satisfactory to our engineer.
1.3 Our engineer's plans is right as drawed. If sumthin is drawed wrong,
it shall be discovered by the contractor, corrected, and did right at no
extra expense to us. It won't cut no ice with us or our engineer if you
point out any mistakes our engineer has drawed. If you do, it will be one
hell of a long time before you do any more work for us or him (meaning the
engineer).
1.4 The contractor is not supposed to make fun of our engineer, his plans,
or the kind of work we're having did. If he does, it's just too bad for
him (meaning the contractor).
1.5 Any contractor walking around the jobs with a smile on his face is subject
to the review of his bid.
1.6 If the contractor don't find all our engineer's mistakes before he bids
the job, or if the contractor ain't got enough sense to know that our engineer
is going to think up a bunch of new stuff that's going to have to be did
before the job is complete, then it's just too bad for him (meaning the
contractor).