| What the Engineer Says {and what we really mean} |
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We are working on a fresh approach to the problem. {We just hired three kids fresh out of college} Close project coordination. {We know who to blame } Major technological break through. {It works OK but it looks very hi tech } Customer satisfaction upon delivery assured. {We are so far behind on the schedule the customer is happy to get it delivered whenever.} Preliminary operational test where inconclusive. {The damn thing blew up when we threw the switch.} Test results were extremely gratifying. {We are so surprised that the stupid thing works.} The entire concept will have to be abandoned. {The only person who understood the thing quit.} It is in process. { The whole thing is so wrapped up in red tape that the situation is about hopeless.} Please read and initial. {Let's spread the responsibility for the mistake.} Give us the benefit of your thoughts. {We will listen to what you say as long as it doesn't interfere with what we have already done.} Give us your interpretation {I can't wait to hear this.} See me or Lets discuss. {Come to my office I am Lonely.} ALL NEW {Parts are not interchangeable with the previous design.} Rugged. {Too heavy to lift.} Years of development. {One finally worked.} Low maintenance. { Impossible to fix if broken.} |