I am in shape. Round is a shape.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark.
Professionals built the Titanic.
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit
there.
There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every
year.
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
I am a nutritional overachiever.
I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
Practice safe eating-always use condiments.
A day without sunshine is like night.
If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.
It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to
ask you the questions.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the
right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
Life not only begins at forty, it also begins to show.
And this one is the real truth, so pay attention: You don't stop laughing
because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.
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